dnt h8 cuz u aint :*

Anonymous asked: when i was 7 i was really mad at my mom so i peed in her shampoo and she found out and yelled at me and i was crying and she said that she almost sent me to a mental hospital

whatafuckinfamilypicture:

gifpeanutbutter:

omg.

crackinthebox:

me

beyoncebeytwice:

people who pour their milk before the cereal

mcdonalds: welcome to mcdonalds may i take your order
me: hi yes can i get a 6,000 piece mcnuggets
mcdonalds: 

frostitution:

me